In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit...

…I am no longer responsible for my actions.

me: on tumblr

me: clicks video

me: please be fuckin youtube

Pixiv

#aint nobody got time for your sass clint

I was out walking in the forest when I spotted something!

It was Xerneas!

I just tried to say “Justin timberlake” outloud but it came out as “jimber timber”

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful.